are you still at the devil's house?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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