Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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