I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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