I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
True strength comes from lack of pants
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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