out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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