apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
honey bunches of taint.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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