I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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