sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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