How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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