I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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