Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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