i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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