so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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