The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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