I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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