I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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