Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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