Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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