Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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