found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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