I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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