I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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