Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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