is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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