ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Drunk is a universal language darling
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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