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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I chose taco bell over sex...

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  good choice.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.

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  given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was

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  i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door

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  and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...

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  Are you serious?

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  yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.

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• (438): View more from Quebec

  I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.

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• (631): View more from New York

  she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird

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  OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"

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