? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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