When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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