They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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