my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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