I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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