He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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