if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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