wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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