is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You're so nebulous sometimes
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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