i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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