Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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