..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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