Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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