awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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