I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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