I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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