She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Randomize
