Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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