There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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