i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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