David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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