Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
What a dumb baby whore.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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