I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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