Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Randomize
