you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
