What a fucking waste of an outfit
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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