she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I will be naked everywhere
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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