She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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