i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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