This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
